out of the mouths of babes

Driving to Gymboree~
Look momma, I see the moon!
Yep, that's the moon babe.
Momma, it's broken?
No, darling its not.
Momma, its piece is gone.
(Laughing) No Max, that is a crescent moon. It's not broken.
Momma, it needs a band aid.

About his Paci~
Momma, I no have a meena.
No sweetie, you gave it to the babies.
Ya!
A few minutes pass.
But I still have a mouf though?
Yes, your mouth is still there, even with no meena. You will always have your mouth.
(ha! funny how he relates the two)

Gymboree~
Max we need to take off you shoes and socks.
Okay momma.
Momma?
Yes, Max?
I no take of my feet though?
Nope your feet will stay on, just your shoes and socks need to come off.
I will fall with no feet mommy.
Yes, Max, you would. But you don't need to worry about that.

Playing~
Mom, no talking, just playing.
Dad, no talking to mom. Jut play with Max.

Potty Training~
Momma, I go pee in high chair. That's okay momma?
Max, accidents happen. Next time no peeing in the high chair.
Max where do we put our pee?
In the high chair, mom!
No Max, pee goes in the potty.
Or in the high chair mom.

Bed Time~
Okay Max, let's read our stories. First the bible and then two more stories. You can choose.
I pick four books. (holding up ten fingers)
No, Max just two.
Or four momma.